{"product_id":"night-ops-crunch-guinness-croutons-pk-sourdough","title":"NIght Ops Crunch (Guinness Croutons) - PK Sourdough","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNight Ops Crunch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMISSION STATUS\u003c\/strong\u003e:  Salad has requested backup.  Croutons have ignored the chain of command.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNight Ops Crunch\u003c\/strong\u003e takes our Guinness \u0026amp; Irish Cheddar sourdough and converts it into crispy, savory little troublemakers designed for salads, soups, charcuterie boards, and absolutely none of the restraint originally intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey're bold, crunchy, cheesy, and highly trained in one specific operation:  disappearing directly from the bag before they ever reach the food they were assigned to support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eField reports confirm a common sequence of events involving one \"test crouton,\" followed by several \"verification samples,\" followed by a completely empty bag and one highly suspicious person saying, \"I thought there were more in there.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePossible side effects:\u003c\/strong\u003e  cheddar dust on your shirt, unauthorized snacking after dark, dramatically improved salads, and using the phrase \"they're basically tiny pieces of bread\" as if that somehow explains anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCommand advisory:\u003c\/strong\u003e  Do no open the bag unless you're prepared to lose operational control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNight Ops Crunch: \u003c\/strong\u003e officially assigned to salads.  Unofficially eaten like chips by people with no discipline whatsover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PK Sourdough MicroBakery LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52931833266493,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0557\/6782\/6486\/files\/NightOpsCrunch.jpg?v=1787766993","url":"https:\/\/thecollectivemarketaz.com\/products\/night-ops-crunch-guinness-croutons-pk-sourdough","provider":"The Collective Market AZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}