All Systems Bagel (Sourdough Everything Bagel)

All Systems Bagels

SYSTEM CHECK: Sesame?  Online. Garlic? Online Onion? Online Poppyseed?  Online. Salt? Definitely online

All Systems Bagels are our sourdough everything bagels with the everything seasoning worked right into the dough, so the flavor doesn't just sit on top looking important - it's part of the entire operation.

Chewy, savory, and fully loaded from the inside out, these bagels are cleared for cream cheese, eggs, breakfast sandwiches, avocado, or being eaten straight from the toaster while pretending you had a more elaborate breakfast plan.

Field reports confirm that most personnel begin with one responsible bagel and end up wearing half the seasoning on their shirt like some kind of breakfast camouflage.

Possible side effects:  onion breath strong enough to cancel a morning meeting, sesame seeds appearing in your vehicle three days later, cream cheese applied with the confidence of someone who has abandoned moderation, and standing over the toaster whispering, "I'm only making another one because the first one was lonely."

Command advisory:  All systems are not merely a go, they are embedded in the dough.

All Systems Bagels: Because surface-level commitment was never the mission.