Field Med Berry Rations (single) (Sourdough Blueberry Muffins)- PK Sourdough

Situation Report: Morning morale has sustained significant damage.

Deploy the Field Med Muffin.  This single sourdough blueberry muffin is packed with juicy blueberries and baked soft, tender, and ready for immediate breakfast intervention.  No tourniquet necessary - although coffee support is highly recommended.

Designed for breakfast emergencies, mid-morning casualties, long shifts, road trips, and those moments when someone say, "I'm not hungry," then proceeds to eat half of yours.

Field testing shows one muffin can temporarily stabilize hunger.  Two significantly improve morale.  By the third, you're no longer receiving medical treatment -you've taken control of the supply chain.

Possible side effects: blueberry-stained fingers, unauthorized crumb activity, hiding the last muffin from your family, and suddenly developing strong opinions about who touched "you" muffin.

Field medic Instructions: Remove wrapper.  Apply directly to mouth.  Repeat treatment as necessary.

If symptoms persist, administer coffee and another muffin.