NIght Ops Crunch (Guinness Croutons) - PK Sourdough

Night Ops Crunch

MISSION STATUS:  Salad has requested backup.  Croutons have ignored the chain of command.

Night Ops Crunch takes our Guinness & Irish Cheddar sourdough and converts it into crispy, savory little troublemakers designed for salads, soups, charcuterie boards, and absolutely none of the restraint originally intended.

They're bold, crunchy, cheesy, and highly trained in one specific operation:  disappearing directly from the bag before they ever reach the food they were assigned to support.

Field reports confirm a common sequence of events involving one "test crouton," followed by several "verification samples," followed by a completely empty bag and one highly suspicious person saying, "I thought there were more in there."

Possible side effects:  cheddar dust on your shirt, unauthorized snacking after dark, dramatically improved salads, and using the phrase "they're basically tiny pieces of bread" as if that somehow explains anything.

Command advisory:  Do no open the bag unless you're prepared to lose operational control.

Night Ops Crunch:  officially assigned to salads.  Unofficially eaten like chips by people with no discipline whatsover.